Twilight according to Haruki Murakami
1 month agosmdy:
Haruki Murakami:
Bella has sex with Edward, who is half a ghost. Jacob is a talking cat. Most of the prose is given over to descriptions of Bella making pasta.
Read more at ONTD:http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/65450442.html#ixzz1iQPlqepaheheheheheh.
lol the Dr. Seuss one at the end
