January 3, 2012

Twilight according to Haruki Murakami

musicalmuse:

smdy:

Haruki Murakami:

Bella has sex with Edward, who is half a ghost. Jacob is a talking cat. Most of the prose is given over to descriptions of Bella making pasta.

Read more at ONTD:http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/65450442.html#ixzz1iQPlqepa

heheheheheh.

lol the Dr. Seuss one at the end

musicalmuse:

aplacetolovedogs:

Waffles The Corgi

for your awing pleasure 

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mohandasgandhi:

manilaryce:

Here are a few Scumbag Paul memes I’ve made since the internet seems to have an irony boner for capitalists who want unrestrained private control over everything. There’s still plenty that can be said about Ron Paul being anti-environment, anti-education, pro-life, etc so here’s the template if you’d like to make your own.

This is some sound money.

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January 2, 2012
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January 1, 2012

1) worry less

desu-overdose:

nudityandnerdery:

criminallyobsessed:

I think the whole series is funny. But this post in particular gets reblogged for the cat.

Omfg

LOL THE CAT

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